Welcome
to Shite.com, your webportal to the insanity that is Shite. Here you
will find all the news, band info, lyrics, and mp3's from the kings
of Brown Metal.
Shite is the
first bona fide supergroup of the new millennium, formed from the
ashes of such ground-breaking bands such as The Goatshaggers, The
Ringstingers, and Gunt. Skipper, lyricist-extraordinaire and amazing
guitarist, is from the UK hit machine The Goatshaggers.
Jughead, fresh off some amazing solo work, was also in The Ringstingers, Gock, and Nocturnal Emission prior to co-founding
Shite. And last but not least, Rabbi Dave was vocalist for the band
Gunt, who revolutionized the punk scene in Mr. McDonald's basement
in the mid 90's.
The Shite circle of
friends continues to grow. There are only a certain number of
people who get our music, our humor, and our arses.
Butterface was the
first band to acknowledge us...very cool band, and even cooler
guys. Skaur are another cool band...Germans
love David Hasselhoff. The latest, and possibly greatest, band to
become good friends with Shite are
The Bloody Urinals.
This band, comprised of Larry, Scott, and Chris, are
creating the best Toilet Rock out there...next to Shite.
;) (You'll have to take my word for it, since Shite's music is
still unreleased). So check out
TBU, and enjoy
their music as much as Shite does...
HUGE NEWS!
Rabbi Dave suddenly quit
Shite last week. We have secured a new vocalist...Gandalf The
Jew. It was a tough road to get him to sign with us, since he
was the hottest free-agent midget vocalist ever, but we did it.
Read more about Gandalf in his bio. See
his first official pic for Shite
here. This event will
delay the release of our album, but we will forge ahead and
produce some of the finest music this world has ever heard. Post
your thoughts to his or anything else on our FORUM page.
New song lyrics
posted today...see the lyrics Page 3.
It seems the boys in Shite are getting a little personal,
writing about their childhoods with haunting effectiveness. They
have expanded their song topics to include death leaps, catholic
school girls, Norwegian gay wanks, and clown-fucking. Keep up
the good work boys...the labels are going to be crawling through
pools of shit to sign you.
Well, we did it.
Shite have finally hit the big time. We were slagged (insulted)
by someone from Virgin Records in the UK. He isn't a Shite fan,
apparently. To see the actual insult, go to our MP3 page, then
click on the COMMENTS button. There you can also read Jughead's
and Skipper's responses to the bastard, as well. We've also
posted the insult and responses on our FORUM page, just in case
something happens to the IUMA posts. SHITE RULES.
The launch of
Shite.com is upon us. Feel free to browse the site, download the
mp3's, and let us know how you feel about the splendid music
contained here. You can email us
here.
Welcome
to Shite.com, your webportal to the insanity that is Shite. Here you
will find all the news, band info, lyrics, and mp3's from the kings
of Brown Metal.
also in The Ringstingers, Gock, and Nocturnal Emission prior to co-founding
Shite. And last but not least, Rabbi Dave was vocalist for the band
Gunt, who revolutionized the punk scene in Mr. McDonald's basement
in the mid 90's. 
